"Most of our childhood is stored not in photos, but in certain biscuits, lights of day, smells, textures of carpet."

Alain de Botton  (via analyticalmuslim)

(Source: seabois)

"We’re the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War’s a spiritual war… our Great Depression is our lives. We’ve all been raised on television to believe that one day we’d all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won’t. And we’re slowly learning that fact. And we’re very, very pissed off."

Chuck PalahniukFight Club (via infamousgod)

sorry:

Someone told me yesterday that I have nice legs…. I know what you’re planning, these are my legs you cannot have them

(Source: sorry)

m4ge:

Writing the conclusion is the worst part of writing reports

Ah yes thank you for reading my paper now please allow me to restate my thesis statement with slightly different wording and ultimately waste your time